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watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

6ood:

My mom is now cancer free, I might just cry, I’m so happy right now.

riyal:

let’s watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

charismacarpenters:

anonymous asked: buffy s6 or buffy s7

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

myinsidesareallwrong:

regalp4nda:

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

Excuse me, how are they non-essential? Condoms are given for free. It’s not like I can decide to not have my fucking period.

How politicians think of this subject:
Condoms:
They are free because men are going to have sex whether it’s consensual or through bogus various degrees of what is classified as rape. Sexual education is horrendous and they don’t allow for abortions.
Sex = children. Sex out of wedlock = higher percentage of abandoned children or poor single mothers, who comprise most of the percentage of US citizens in poverty. So, the government will then have to pay for them in medical, schooling, food, and stipends.Government doesn’t want to pay for their citizens, so CONDOMS = FREE.
Sanitary Products: “Ew. Don’t talk to me about your lady week. That’s disgusting.”
Periods don’t produce unwanted children. Therefore, sanitary products are unnecessary. And just in case you haven’t figured it out about the US Government, they really don’t give a fuck about its citizens.

myinsidesareallwrong:

regalp4nda:

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

Excuse me, how are they non-essential? Condoms are given for free. It’s not like I can decide to not have my fucking period.

How politicians think of this subject:

Condoms:

They are free because men are going to have sex whether it’s consensual or through bogus various degrees of what is classified as rape. Sexual education is horrendous and they don’t allow for abortions.

Sex = children. Sex out of wedlock = higher percentage of abandoned children or poor single mothers, who comprise most of the percentage of US citizens in poverty. So, the government will then have to pay for them in medical, schooling, food, and stipends.
Government doesn’t want to pay for their citizens, so CONDOMS = FREE.

Sanitary Products: “Ew. Don’t talk to me about your lady week. That’s disgusting.”

Periods don’t produce unwanted children. Therefore, sanitary products are unnecessary. And just in case you haven’t figured it out about the US Government, they really don’t give a fuck about its citizens.

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS