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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

Big Mac’s save lives

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

bastille:

If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.